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By Rick Manning
Marco Rubio continues to astound political pundits with an remarkably close 5th place win. Coming on the heels of his triumphant third place showing in Iowa, Marcomentum is now headed to South Carolina where he is expected to thump Chris Christie in a thrilling race for 7th place.
GOP establishment spokesperson Pre Varicator breathlessly leaked to reporters, “It is this kind of hard charging, aggressive campaign that will win… kind of hard charging, aggressive campaign that will win in November.”
This is Rick Manning, reporting live from Chesapeake Beach, Maryland.
Note: If you liked this parody, you’ll like what our friends in Virginia said after #marcomentum hit Iowa here.